Tuesday, November 4: We arrive at noon, London time. I arranged to be picked up by a limo service, which is little more than the cost of a cab ride in London. But the driver is not waiting for us in the airport. I call. There has been some confusion. The driver is supposedly in the airport and will meet us at the information counter in five minutes. Fifteen minutes later, I call back. “We’re catching a cab in five minutes,” I say. “He’ll be there,” says the limo service. An East Indian driver arrives five minutes later, saying, “So sorry, so sorry.” He takes our luggage to the parking area, says, “Will get car. Be right back.” Fifteen minutes later, he returns with the car. Next time, we cab. We are staying in the South Kensington area of London. The Eyewitness Travel Guide says, “Bristling with embassies and consulates, South Kensington and Knightsbridge are still among London’s most desirable and well-kept areas. The proximity of Kensington Palace, still a royal residence, means the area has remained relatively unchanged. It vies with Mayfair as the most expensive place to live in London. The elite shops of Knightsbridge, led by Harrods, serve its wealthy residents. With Hyde Park to the north and the museums that once celebrated Victorian learning and self-confidence at its heart, visitors to this part of London can expect to find a unique combination of the serene and the grandiose.” Hardly grandiose by American standards, South Kensington does feel like home away from home. We stayed in the same apartments last year and returned because we were happy with the accommodation. Sainsbury’s grocer store on Cromwell Road has been remodeled in a GRANDIOSE manner. I’ve never seen such a variety of fresh produce. We’re trying to maintain a 70-percent raw diet and this store is Nirvana. The produce is imported from exotic places like Zanzibar. Avocados are from Chile, bananas from the Caribbean. Back at the apartment, Cheyenne tries to talk us into going to Piccadilly Circus, the city’s entertainment district with cinemas, theaters, nightclubs, restaurants and pubs. Tara and I stare glassy-eyed at Cheyenne. The girls fix a meal while I read “The Times.” We eat while watching TV, something we never do at home. The show accompanies an American lawyer and his wife searching for the perfect English second home for which they’re willing to pay $1.5 million. If my wife and daughter were not so fascinated with this couch-potato house hunt, I would search out news or music ... anything else. My love/hate affair with British TV has begun the moment we turn on the set. As we watch, the network promotes a 9 PM show called “Wife Swap,” about two couples who play switchies for two weeks. Don’t laugh. America may be the predominant force when it comes to movies in the UK, but this is the birthplace of reality TV. The shows we see here make their way to America the following year. Tara says, “Sheep dog trials have never come to America.” “Thank God,” I say under my breath. This exciting show pitted one dog against another, testing their ability to direct a flock of sheep into a pen. I don’t think Americans could take that kind of intensity. “Who couldn’t take what intensity?” Tara asks. I fall asleep on the couch at 5 PM, probably to avoid the video house hunt. I awaken to find Tara and Chey asleep in their clothes on the pull-out bed. It’s dark outside, so I crawl into our bedroom and go back to sleep. I’m awakened by Tara going through her suitcase at 10:30 PM. We eat a snack, read for an hour and go back to sleep until 8 AM. As I have overly reported in the past, every electrical socket in the UK must be switched on if you expect it to work. I report this again, because after waiting and waiting for the coffee water to boil ... I finally realize the socket isn’t switched. “Why do I resist this so much?” I ask myself. What you resist you draw to you ... and what you resist you will become in a future life if you don’t learn your lessons in this one. For a moment, I fear reincarnating as a Brit with a socket-switching obsession. Click HERE for the continuation of Dick’s London/Barcelona 2003 Road Diary |